Trumpeze

A trapeze is a familiar circus gadget for certain entertaining acrobatics and unusual athletics. It normally is a part of a larger circus where trained animals show their skills and other men and women sing ,dance, mimic , play the silly floor clowns and as stuntmen. In short it is a reasonably wholesome entertainment. But if all this is pounded into one monstrous jester who is capable of trapeze , stunts,sing, dance and jump about like a red bottomed ape, it could be simply called as Trumpeze; which means a trapeze by Trump.

Do not be alarmed at this strange American amalgam as they have elevated a Bohemian as their President fully knowing him to be such. American College Dictionary defines a Bohemian as ‘A person with artistic or intellectual tendencies(whatever) ,who lives and acts with no regard for conventional rules of behavior’(emphasis added).Second half of the definition suits him better than the former Trump in more ways than one is the unfortunate wage which the Americans have to receive for their monumental apathy towards true character and normal ethics in their leader. They probably got so used to their digital gadgets, laptops, and internet virtual surround that electing a President seemed a side engagement if not distraction but definitely not the best choice. They are paying for this grave oversight since the last one year.

US is slowly but visibly emerging as an ill mannered ,foul mouthed and brazen bully in the world. Other nations have started to cringe over having things to do with the US. Sometimes it becomes difficult to distinguish which out of Trump and Kim is more deranged.Given an equal scale of madness ,Trump turns out to be a far greater danger to humanity than any.A man who weighs his foreign relations in dollars, treats his nukes as nine pins and calls international leaders and nations filthy names can not be considered as sane by any standard.He is perhaps the first ever US President who is officially unwelcome in UK, Germany and France.

To dub Pakistan the way he did in his recent tweet is an irony of the first order.Even the worst form of an ingrate would not turn his back on a country which helped defeat a rival super power, the way Pakistan did for the US.Trump’s priority is not diplomacy and lasting relations with nations.He also does not suffer sane advice nor likes to properly bake his strategic decisions.Seeing the way it errs ,one is not sure if his tweeting finger is under his control either. He is essentially a petty minded businessman who likes to makes quick profit and then decamp regardless.This mentality is ingrained in his DNA but is destroying his nation.If I were spiteful, I would egg him on to the destructive path that he has chosen but for the tremendous goodness that resides in decent common Americans. I don’t wish the slip of tongue of a European TV talk show anchor, to come true; ‘ the last US President’.

Now the question of double speak and cheating . As a result of Pakistan’s successful military operations against terrorists in FATA and smoking out their facilitators in urban areas many have escaped to safe havens in bordering regions of Afghanistan like Nagrahar, Kunar, Paktia and Paktika. Would the honorable President tell us why US officials in Kabul pay regular salaries to Mangal Bagh and his Lashkar e Islam (LeI) terrorists who come and attack inside Pakistan?LeI is one of the most pugnacious terror entities after Jamaat ul Ahrar(JuA), both co located and sheltered in Nangrahar. You must also be aware that your favorite surrogate Ashraf Ghani’s government has entered into written agreement with LeI’s Mangal Bagh for basing, weapons and impunity from action by Afghan security forces in return for terror strikes against Pakistan.Would Mr Trump also kindly apprise why unmarked US helicopters lifted war materials and alien fighters from Bagram and JalalAbad bases for consecutive nights to Daish locations in Nangrahar and why Daish has been grafted into strategically significant Eastern and North Western Afghanistan?These bases have a direct bearing over CPEC,Pakistan, China, Central Asia and on to Russia.Incidentally you might not know that An Afghan MP was in direct contact with 2014 attackers of Army Public School Peshawar while they gunned down 235 school kids,passing on information to and instructions from Indian Consulate Jalal Abad and Nangrahar terrorist control center.After the massacre he went over to Jalal Abad Consulate to celebrate success where US handlers were also present with their bottle of Champagne.

Honestly, Mr President, your Mongoloid advisors like Bruce Reidal and Christine Fair ,paranoid men like Mcmaster,Mattis and Amazons like Nikki Haley, Liza Curtis and Alice Wells are leading you and the Americans into a nightmare of confrontation where actually engagements can work.They know very well your woefully deficient ability in strategic thinking and very short span of attention.Therefore are leading you by the nose.They have pulled you down to the level of robotic Kim of North Korea,into the dusty lanes of Ghaza and history’s junkyard Afghanistan already.They now conspire to pitch America against its largest business and trade partner China and impact her global trade and connectivity initiative OBOR.That will be an unmitigated global disaster.

There can be no dearth of those around you who wish to see this planet go up in smoke but precious few can wish you and the American people well like Pakistanis if you befriend and respect them.Coercion has never been an option to deal with Pakistan.Holster your gun,pocket your wallet , extend a genuine hand of friendship and then see the miracle happen.After all for your rapprochement with China did Pakistan ask to return the great favor in any manner? You would have given the moon had we asked for it.Meanwhile tell your bouncers and poodles in the US and in the region to stop rattling Pakistan.

Finally, I would want to flatter myself by the title of Christine Fair’s latest article dated 03 January 2017, “Pakistan Has All the Leverage Over Trump”, even though it may have been said with the tongue tightly in cheek.